Two elephants are riding a seesaw and it breaks suddenly ...

Moral : Seesaw ho ya dil ho aakhir toot jata hai ....

Tune mera dil toda
aur kiya mera
apmaan....

Tune mera dil toda
aur kiya mera
apmaan....




Kya is bar duniya ko
bacha payega
Shaktiman....?

Bakwas PJ

Sir : Ek(one) apple na jaad(tree) par 10 Mangoes che,

emathi 5 Chiku me todya,

to e jaad par ketli Mosambi rehse??

Student: 10 Haathi.

Sir : Wah, te barabar kevi rite olakhyu?

Student : Kemke hu dabba ma methi nu shaak layo chu.

MORAL of the story:

Roj brush karo nahito gharma undar aavse.

ha ha ha...!!!

CONFUSING PJ

Tomorrow's yesterday is today...

and Yesterday's tomorrow is also today...

but Today's yesterday was yesterday's today...

so Tomorrow's today is today's tomorrow.

ENJOY a confusing PJ.

ha ha ha...!!!

Wat is red and goes tring tring?

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TOMATO
the tring tring was to confuse you.

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again
Wat is red and goes tring tring?

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BLACK PHONE
the red was to confuse you...

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again
Wat is red and goes tring tring?

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CAKE
both red and tring tring was to confuse you

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again
Wat is red and goes tring tring?

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FIRE BRIGADE
and you thought I was confusing you...

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thats how examiners take viva in college...

:)

Boys say:

Sari chokrini shodh ma javani viti gai.

Sari chokrini shodh ma javani viti gai.

Express ni rah jova ma local chuti gai...!!!

After gr8 career Amitabh Bachchan takes rest,

wah wah,

After gr8 career Amitabh Bachchan takes rest,

wah wah,

Taste mein best, mummy aur everest.