Tune mera dil toda
aur kiya mera
apmaan....

Tune mera dil toda
aur kiya mera
apmaan....




Kya is bar duniya ko
bacha payega
Shaktiman....?

Bakwas PJ

Sir : Ek(one) apple na jaad(tree) par 10 Mangoes che,

emathi 5 Chiku me todya,

to e jaad par ketli Mosambi rehse??

Student: 10 Haathi.

Sir : Wah, te barabar kevi rite olakhyu?

Student : Kemke hu dabba ma methi nu shaak layo chu.

MORAL of the story:

Roj brush karo nahito gharma undar aavse.

ha ha ha...!!!

CONFUSING PJ

Tomorrow's yesterday is today...

and Yesterday's tomorrow is also today...

but Today's yesterday was yesterday's today...

so Tomorrow's today is today's tomorrow.

ENJOY a confusing PJ.

ha ha ha...!!!

Wat is red and goes tring tring?

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TOMATO
the tring tring was to confuse you.

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again
Wat is red and goes tring tring?

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BLACK PHONE
the red was to confuse you...

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again
Wat is red and goes tring tring?

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CAKE
both red and tring tring was to confuse you

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again
Wat is red and goes tring tring?

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FIRE BRIGADE
and you thought I was confusing you...

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thats how examiners take viva in college...

:)

Boys say:

Sari chokrini shodh ma javani viti gai.

Sari chokrini shodh ma javani viti gai.

Express ni rah jova ma local chuti gai...!!!

After gr8 career Amitabh Bachchan takes rest,

wah wah,

After gr8 career Amitabh Bachchan takes rest,

wah wah,

Taste mein best, mummy aur everest.

UMANG ko aai hasi...

UMANG ki master se hui ladai...

Master ne ki UMANG ki dhulai...

UMANG ka garam hua khoon...

gaya kabristan aur kabar pe master ki photo tang k likh diya

"COMING SOON"

ha ha ha....!!!

Buddhe k chehre par aaj bhi chamak hai...!!!

wah wah...

Buddhe k chehre par aaj bhi chamak hai...!!!

wah wah...

Kya aapko lagta hai uske toothpaste mein NAMAK hai...???

:)

BEER pine se pehle sab bolte hai cheers...!

wah wah

BEER pine se pehle sab bolte hai cheers...!

wah wah

Areeee O pushpa...! I hate tears... :)

Killing PJ :)

Raat ke dhai baje....

Raat ke dhai baje....

Aur

Aur

Aur

Aur

Subah ke bhi dhai baje...

2 Sardar ke beech fight ho rahi thi.

1 Sardar : gadhe ke bacche hum tera kapra phar k tumko nanga kr dega.

2 Sardar : Pappe serious larai main Romantic baat mat karo…

Pathan ki Maut

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hui! Par uski laash haste hue mili to Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai.