Everyone can't laugh on this.... It needs level to understand...

Q) What do the white spaces in the above image signify?
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Square Roots
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Q: What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
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A: Ohm
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Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?
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A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure
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Q. A man went to the church and told the priest,"Father, I have sinned ninety times". Father said, "beta dont worry u will get caught 45 times." How did Father work this out. Was he a clarivoyant?
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A) Becoz sin 90=cot 45
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James Bond goes to the local Paanwala.

Panwari: 12.5 rupaiya hua sahib

bond gives him 10 bucks and tries to leave

Panwari: oye baaki paisa kaun dega??

Bond : Dhai another day!!!
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Q) Why Dont people laugh at a complex joke--> P + iJ





A) Because the Joke part of it is imaginary!!!!
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Q) Wat do u cal a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
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A) Pizza!
Coz volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
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Q. What is the Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?



A. Chini Kam
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Q. wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh hindu naukar if he wants him to open the door!!!





A."There Was A Cold Day " (say it fast)
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